Sunday, May 25, 2014

Ecce Icky!

Many years ago I dabbled in the arts... NO. Not the dark arts. Literally, the arts. I actually got to learn Photoshop pretty much from its inception, which certainly facilitated exploration of the more macabre images in my brain. Here's an example of a piece I did 15 years ago.

It is entitled "American Psycho."

(Completely aside, I wonder what I was reading around that time of my life... hm.)

I've been feeling a creative itch as of late, so I've decided to dig up my kit... NO. Not my kit of torture instruments. (I'm saving those for later... hehe). As I was saying, I've unearthed my kit of drawing instruments in order to revisit that underexposed side of my self. I'll be posting here (also on my Instagram feed @oddddreeeeworks in progress and finished pieces as I explore. 

You know I always value your feedback, so please do let me know if I'm being too rough with my rough sketches, or not drawing enough blood out of my finished subjects... er, I mean images.

Here's the first of what I hope to be an arsenal of attacks... er, I mean drafts.

It is entitled "Grazing."

(I'll be playing around with it in Photoshop, so this is just the beginning. Be warned... giggles!)



Monday, April 28, 2014

The Pen Is the Chainsaw!

Did you know that I was born on the same day as Shakespeare's birthday... AND deathday?

So it makes sense that I should only honor National Poetry Month by posting something as it's about to end. Right? Right. I'm glad you see my logic.

Once upon a time, I dreamed of becoming a poet. I would gather with fellow creatives round a candlelit table each night, glasses of amber-hued alcohol in hand, and we would have the most prolific conversations and the most divine evenings in the company of one another's genius.

And then I turned 18 and decided I'd like to live in NYC, and not do it by forming some sort of kingdom underground because feces and also because, really, how do you decide who holds higher court when your fiefdom consists of rats, cockroaches and anthropomorphic gum wads. So I scrapped that plan and started working in advertising/PR. Which is kinda the same thing, but with happy hour once a week at a local bar instead of misery all week with sewer water everywhere.

But I digress.  

In keeping with this month's theme, and this blog's theme, here are a couple of poems written by yours truly.  They're horror-ish, I suppose.  

I said "ISH."

Shush you.

And pssssssst - I know people say "this is my writing and is copyrighted and bla bla" but, yo, I MEAN IT. I see this stuff used anywhere... anywhere... I mean even on the wall of a public bathroom anywhere... and I'm coming after you.
I'm quite good at that, actually.
Finding you. Whether you know that I'm looking for you or not.
You think I'm joking, hm?
Teehee. I can be hilarious.
But I will find you.

_______________________________________________________

This time will be different


I.  Getting a haircut

My mother developed
a stiff neck looking anywhere but
the place I was standing.
There was rage in my eyes –
I had blue hair.
I was not her daughter.
There was no clearer sign.

Now she says
I look more
and more like her as I age.

Please take another inch off.


II. Chopping onions

On tenterhooks,
I press the blade down across layers of skin.
It confronts the cutting board
and there is a familiar sting.

I look for cold water.
I hear it helps the tears subside.

  
III. Vomiting

I am glad I had the lobster bisque
rather than the chili.

After all, this was inevitable.


IV.  Comparing this moment to another

Maybe.

VI.  Getting away

I remember the stranger’s door,
banging on the screen,
asking for help.
His expression was one of shock
at the suggestion
that his house looked just like mine,
the picket fences
a similar shade of white
in headlights.

The turn is easy to miss
at this time of night,
but your door looks familiar.

______________________________________________________

The theater was like ice, with its air conditioning

It was like that time the world was going to end
and nobody seemed to care
and the children were in the streets.  
We became concerned.  
We screamed     Children!
But they would not hear us.  
They were having fights with ice
cream the shade of a day that would never come
again and popcorn that flowed from the theaters.
We begged them      Children!  
They had made the popcorn
into balls with cotton candy –
oh, how clever those children could be.
Oh, how well we knew it.
We had begged them to study
hard.  They were so clever,
the way they ran away from us
as we begged them      Turn back.  
One woman slit her wrists,
and the little ones only spread away faster.
They had never seen popcorn or ice cream melt
that way, as it lay in the course of her blood
running down into dark and simple drains.

___________________________________________________

Saw Mill River

It is either dusk or dawn,
hard to tell in that light,
when the boy and girl make their way
down to the water.
The children have come out
to play a game
they don’t have a name for yet.
The children have come out to catch the fish.
The girl pauses bankside
head crooked
strands of hair caught
in the button of her breast pocket.
She watches
eddies lick smooth, muddy rocks.
The boy is as good as gone
from his bare shoulders already
forearms immersed
fingers trolling.
They both are struggling to find
something that moves
more than the rest.
They want to catch the fish.
They want to get at the sleeping thing
that hides in stony crypts.
They know which shadows are made
from sunken foliage
from outlandish trees
with their inability to float.
Those silly trees.
The children know better.
The children can tell the difference.
And they want the fish.
There is no thought of being
ill-equipped, no need for breadcrumbs, paperclips,
yarn ripped from a fraying rug.
Not even need for a knife to gut it.
They know well enough
to beat the catch on rocks.  
They know how to make it still.

__________________________________________________________



Wednesday, November 13, 2013

For Stabs and Giggles

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT...

... SO HERE'S A ZOMBIE WITH A PANCAKE ON IT'S HEAD.

Monday, October 28, 2013

Killing Spree - HALLOWEEK EDITION (PART II)

I could lie and say that I had some very important business to get to this weekend and that's why I was unable to continue this post yesterday. But really, I did the Run For Your Lives 5K in Brooklyn on Saturday (I didn't survive... but I did freeze my butt off in a giant pool of blood-colored KoolAid and had the best time doing it!!!), ate frozen yogurt, dressed up like a harlequin, slept late, and ate more frozen yogurt. Also, The Walking Dead was on last night, so really what better things did anybody have to do?

At any rate... let's get down to business.
Here is MY HALLOWEEK EDITION - THE REVENGE (aka part 2)!!!!


- TONIGHT -



- OCTOBER 28, 2013 -

ASK ME ANOTHER: HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR!

Guest: R. L. Stine

Join NPR and WNYC for a live taping of Ask Me Another at The Bell House in Brooklyn, New York. 

R.L. Stine will do a book giveaway and signing after the show. Plus: Costume party! Come dressed as your favorite character. 
**Please note that this event will be mixed seating/standing. Please arrive early for the best seat selection.
Puzzlemaster Will Shortz and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! host Peter Sagal walk into a bar... No, it's not the start of a joke. It's the essence of Ask Me Another, a rambunctious hour that blends brainteasers and local pub trivia night with comedy and music. Host Ophira Eisenberginvites in-studio guests and listeners alike to stretch their noggins, tickle their funny bones, and enjoy witty banter and guitar riffs from house musician Jonathan Coulton.
For an hour, listeners can play along as Eisenberg puts questions to a rotating band of puzzle gurus, audience members and special mystery guests, who then takes a turn in the contestant's chair facing trivia games written especially for him or her. What you'll hear resembles the casual intimacy of game night at a friend's house: one where scores are forgotten in favor of hilarious gaffes.
The Bell House
149 7th Street (Brooklyn)
Doors: 6:30 pm / Show: 7:30 pm
$10 adv / $15 door
This event is 21 and over

Puppet Parlor: Halloween Edition
One of few programs in the country to grow and commission contemporary, adult puppet works, Dream Music provides performance opportunities to puppet artists, and encourages multidisciplinary collaboration to develop new puppetry techniques. This program was inaugurated with the premiere of Basil Twist’s OBIE-award winning Symphonie Fantastique in 1998. Under the artistic direction of Twist, and produced by HERE co-founder Barbara Busackino, the Dream Music aesthetic is geared toward puppet works that feature live music as a collaborative element.
Our Special Halloween edition of the parlor will feature a Japanese monster tale from Yumiko Tanaka, plus Basil Twist, Kate Brehm, Brandon Hardy, Jessica Scott and the haunted keys of Wayne Barker -our special musical host for the affair.
HERE
145 Sixth Ave. (Manhattan)
(enter on Dominick Street one block south of Spring)
7 PM
Event page

Creepshow at the Freakshow: Coney Island Criminals

Dick Zigun's 2013 Creepshow
It is the "true story" of teenage Al Capone getting his famous scars while working as Bartender/Bouncer at Coney Island's The Harvard Inn, a saloon owned by Brooklyn gangster, Frankie Yale. Not only was The Harvard Inn Capone's first job, it was also Jimmy Durante's first job playing piano and Clara Bow's first job waitressing. This Creepshow Play is interactive entertainment - the audience gets involved - the front seats are splattered with "blood", an audience member might get hit in the face with spaghetti, might get made into the mob, or might end up shot and killed. See it all in living Splash-A-Rama. Oct 11-13 say the phrase "Al Capone Sent Me" OR present a "card" from Eldorado Bumper Cars at the box office and save $3 per ticket. 
Fri-Sun thru 10/27, plus 10/28 - 10/31
Shooting Gallery, Arts Annex
1214 Surf Avenue (Brooklyn) 
Various Times
$15

(via The Skint)
ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
Vampire Cowboys 
in association with Incubator Arts Project
presents
ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
by Qui Nguyen
directed by Robert Ross Parker
For VC's 12th Season, "NYC's Best Army of Geeks" brings back its critically acclaimed show, ALICE IN SLASHERLAND, to NYC! Now featuring an updated script, new fights, new special FX, and introducing VC's own Robert Ross Parker in the role of Edgar the Demonic Bear! This Halloween, come party with the Geeks and see the show TIMEOUT NEW YORK praised as  "Easily the most fun you'll have Off-Off Broadway!" When Lewis Park accidentally resurrects the soul of a brutally slain girl named Alice, he unwittingly unleashes a literal hell on Earth. Now it's up to Lewis and his newly undead girlfriend along with her trash-talking demonic teddy bear and his longtime crush Margaret to save the world!
INCUBATOR ARTS PROJECT
at St. Mark's Church
131 East 10th Street, 2nd Floor (Manhattan)
8 PM

Dracula

RadioTheatre's original, live, audio-theatre adaptation by Orson Welles and Dan Bianchi of Bram Stoker's classic. In 2009 it ran three months Off Broadway and was nominated for two New York Innovative Theatre Awards for Best Performance Group and Best Sound Design. 
Showing through 11/10
The Kraine Theater
85 East 4th St (Manhattan)
3pm, $25/$15 students
Website

- TUESDAY -

- OCTOBER 29, 2013 -
Otto's Shrunken Head
538 E 14th St. & Ave B (Manhattan)
9:00pm until 4:00am

**ZOMBIE Inspired Costumes Requested

DJ's CAGE & PARADOX
spin: Goth, New Wave, Industrial, Post Punk, Hard Rock
+ plus much more
+Guest DJ's Xris SMack, Serpent

Bands & Performers
9: VIA & Dark Haired Girl
10: Bitter Grace
11: Baron Misuraca
12: Danny's Devils Blues
1: Jack Sullivan & his Side show crew
Costume Contest & Give Aways

ZOMBIE Films All NIGHT LONG
$3 Door 21+/ID



Boroughs of the Dead Ghost Story-Telling
As Halloween creeps closer, please join us for a night of ghost stories hosted by Boroughs of the Dead. Andrea Janes and Gordon Linzner present special guests Nicholas Kaufmann (Bram Stoker Award-nominated author) and Leanna Renee (author of The Strangely Beautiful Tale of Miss Percy Parker)—each of whom will entertain you with readings of supernatural fiction.
Doors open at 6:30pm and the story-telling will start 7:00pm. Admission is free with a one drink minimum per person. Get here early to grab a spot and enjoy some shareable seasonal plates while you wait to the spookiness to start. And during intermission, take a free tour of our winemaking facility in the middle of harvest season!
Brooklyn Winery
213 North 8th St. (Brooklyn)
7:00pm to 9:00pm
Event page

(via Gemini & Scorpio)
Creepshow at the Freakshow: Coney Island Criminals

Dick Zigun's 2013 Creepshow
It is the "true story" of teenage Al Capone getting his famous scars while working as Bartender/Bouncer at Coney Island's The Harvard Inn, a saloon owned by Brooklyn gangster, Frankie Yale. Not only was The Harvard Inn Capone's first job, it was also Jimmy Durante's first job playing piano and Clara Bow's first job waitressing. This Creepshow Play is interactive entertainment - the audience gets involved - the front seats are splattered with "blood", an audience member might get hit in the face with spaghetti, might get made into the mob, or might end up shot and killed. See it all in living Splash-A-Rama. Oct 11-13 say the phrase "Al Capone Sent Me" OR present a "card" from Eldorado Bumper Cars at the box office and save $3 per ticket. 
Fri-Sun thru 10/27, plus 10/28 - 10/31
Shooting Gallery, Arts Annex
1214 Surf Avenue (Brooklyn) 
Various Times
$15

(via The Skint)
ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
Vampire Cowboys 
in association with Incubator Arts Project
presents
ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
by Qui Nguyen
directed by Robert Ross Parker
For VC's 12th Season, "NYC's Best Army of Geeks" brings back its critically acclaimed show, ALICE IN SLASHERLAND, to NYC! Now featuring an updated script, new fights, new special FX, and introducing VC's own Robert Ross Parker in the role of Edgar the Demonic Bear! This Halloween, come party with the Geeks and see the show TIMEOUT NEW YORK praised as  "Easily the most fun you'll have Off-Off Broadway!" When Lewis Park accidentally resurrects the soul of a brutally slain girl named Alice, he unwittingly unleashes a literal hell on Earth. Now it's up to Lewis and his newly undead girlfriend along with her trash-talking demonic teddy bear and his longtime crush Margaret to save the world!
INCUBATOR ARTS PROJECT
at St. Mark's Church
131 East 10th Street, 2nd Floor (Manhattan)
8 PM
Website

Dracula
RadioTheatre's original, live, audio-theatre adaptation by Orson Welles and Dan Bianchi of Bram Stoker's classic. In 2009 it ran three months Off Broadway and was nominated for two New York Innovative Theatre Awards for Best Performance Group and Best Sound Design. 
Showing through 11/10
The Kraine Theater
85 East 4th St (Manhattan)
3pm, $25/$15 students



- ALL HALLOW'S EVE EVE -

- (aka, Wednesday, OCTOBER 30, 2013) -

SLEEP NO MORE
The Curse of the Mummy Premiere Party
Join us for a very special All Hallows' Eve party to celebrate the premiere of Curse of the Mummy. Your evening will begin with a supper with the stars of the film, Maximilian Martel and Violet DeWinter. Then you will be escorted directly into SLEEP NO MORE, which will be followed by a premiere party where you will have exclusive access to Maximilian's tent. Complimentary spirits will be served throughout the entire evening.

All guests must be at least 21 to enter.
The dress code will be strictly enforced. Guests are encouraged to come dressed as harem girls, nomads, serpent charmers, sword swallowers, pharaohs, mummies, traders, treasure hunters, archaeologists, and the bizarre of the bazaar.

Your stay at The McKittrick Hotel will involve walking. Guests are advised to wear sensible shoes. If you require assistance, please speak to the Door Man upon arrival. Guests enter the McKittrick Hotel entirely at their own risk. 

The McKittrick Hotel
530 West 27th Street (Manhattan)
Parties or 7 or larger must contact the reservations desk directly to book by calling 212-904-1883.
Event page and tickets


NOSFERATU
Inspired by Bram Stoker’s Dracula
TR Warszawa and Teatr Narodowy
Written and directed by Grzegorz Jarzyna

Terrifying, yet seductive. Blood-thirsty harbingers of death who extend a twisted promise of immortality. The vampire figure has long been defined by Bram Stoker’s classic interpretation, Dracula. In Nosferatu, Poland’s TR Warszawa and Teatr Narodowy dig beneath that veneer to deliver a deeply hypnotic, visually sumptuous new take on the vampire legend. Set to an unnerving score by downtown fixture John Zorn, director Grzegorz Jarzyna’s production suspends us in a liquid-green world of shadowy set pieces, brimming with eroticism, while returning to the legend’s deep reflections on fear and the human need for transgression.
Peter Jay Sharp Building
30 Lafayette Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11217
7:30  PM

Website
718.636.4100
Box office hours:
Summer Hours (Jul 1—Sep 2): Mon—Thu noon—6pm, Fri noon—2pm; closed weekends & holidays
Regular Hours (beginning Sep 3): Mon—Sat noon—6pm



Creepshow at the Freakshow: Coney Island Criminals

Dick Zigun's 2013 Creepshow
It is the "true story" of teenage Al Capone getting his famous scars while working as Bartender/Bouncer at Coney Island's The Harvard Inn, a saloon owned by Brooklyn gangster, Frankie Yale. Not only was The Harvard Inn Capone's first job, it was also Jimmy Durante's first job playing piano and Clara Bow's first job waitressing. This Creepshow Play is interactive entertainment - the audience gets involved - the front seats are splattered with "blood", an audience member might get hit in the face with spaghetti, might get made into the mob, or might end up shot and killed. See it all in living Splash-A-Rama. Oct 11-13 say the phrase "Al Capone Sent Me" OR present a "card" from Eldorado Bumper Cars at the box office and save $3 per ticket. 
Fri-Sun thru 10/27, plus 10/28 - 10/31
Shooting Gallery, Arts Annex
1214 Surf Avenue (Brooklyn) 
Various Times
$15

(via The Skint)
ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
Vampire Cowboys 
in association with Incubator Arts Project
presents
ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
by Qui Nguyen
directed by Robert Ross Parker
For VC's 12th Season, "NYC's Best Army of Geeks" brings back its critically acclaimed show, ALICE IN SLASHERLAND, to NYC! Now featuring an updated script, new fights, new special FX, and introducing VC's own Robert Ross Parker in the role of Edgar the Demonic Bear! This Halloween, come party with the Geeks and see the show TIMEOUT NEW YORK praised as  "Easily the most fun you'll have Off-Off Broadway!" When Lewis Park accidentally resurrects the soul of a brutally slain girl named Alice, he unwittingly unleashes a literal hell on Earth. Now it's up to Lewis and his newly undead girlfriend along with her trash-talking demonic teddy bear and his longtime crush Margaret to save the world!
INCUBATOR ARTS PROJECT
at St. Mark's Church
131 East 10th Street, 2nd Floor (Manhattan)
8 PM

Dracula
RadioTheatre's original, live, audio-theatre adaptation by Orson Welles and Dan Bianchi of Bram Stoker's classic. In 2009 it ran three months Off Broadway and was nominated for two New York Innovative Theatre Awards for Best Performance Group and Best Sound Design. 
Showing through 11/10
The Kraine Theater
85 East 4th St (Manhattan)
3pm, $25/$15 students



- HALLOWEEN!!! -

- If you need to know the date, then we don't know each other. -

Then She Fell 

is a fully immersive, multi-sensory experience in which only 15 audience members per performance explore a dreamscape where every alcove, corner, and corridor has been transformed into lushly designed world. Inspired by the life and writings of Lewis Carroll, it offers an Alice-like experience for audience members as they explore the rooms, often by themselves, in order to discover hidden scenes; encounter performers one-on-one; unearth clues that illuminate a shrouded history; use skeleton keys to gain access to guarded secrets; and imbibe elixirs custom designed by one of NYC’s foremost mixologists.
Now Playing Through January 31, 2014
The Kingsland Ward at St. Johns
(a three-floor, century-old institutional facility)
195 Maujer Street (in Williamsburg)
Brooklyn, NY 11206
Just 15 minutes from Manhattan on the L train
Grand Avenue L Stop (Four stops into Brooklyn),
Near excellent dining and shopping on Grand and Metropolitan Avenues

That's actually very mean of me to list first... because I'll be going, but you won't. Sorry, my dearest. You see the audience size is only 15, and had I known that you were interested in the Halloween show you would have been the first one I would've invited, I swear! 
Please don't hate me!
Because there are still shows coming up... so you can pick any date you want to go that's available!
See - all better?

No?

Well, here's a picture of the cutest Pomeranian in the world (TommyPom) wearing a shower cap.

YOU'RE WELCOME.



This year’s Parade is at 7 p.m.
WHAT WILL YOU BE?
Only those in costume are welcome to join…
hundreds of PUPPETS, 53 BANDS of Different Types of Music, DANCERS and ARTISTS, and thousands of other New Yorkers in costumes of their own creation in
…the nation’s most wildly creative public participatory event in the greatest city in the world!
REVIVAL!
Last year the Parade was the first event cancelled due to Hurricane Sandy. This year will be the Hallelujah Halloween REVIVAL! Find out more about the theme here.
HONORING NY’s SUPERHEROS
And we will also honor SUPERHEROES — the REAL ones — those folks who stepped up to help the city out of that disaster and the NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center Transplant Team and Jeff Bratcher—longtime Parade volunteer—who donated a kidney to the Parade Director’s son;  and all those who have volunteered to marshal and animate giant puppets throughout the Parade’s long history and kept this humble arts organization going! 
Line-up for ONLY those in costume is on 6th Avenue South of Spring Street and North of Canal between 6:30pm and 8:30pm.
Alert! ONLY enter the line-up on 6th Ave. from the East and South between Canal and Spring!
Watch Live: On 6th Avenue from Spring Street to 16th Street  from 7:00pm - 10:30pm
TV:  WPIX CHANNEL 11: 7:30pm - 9:00pm, and on NY 1: 8:00pm - 9:30pm

SLEEP NO MORE
The Curse of the Mummy Premiere Party
Join us for a very special All Hallows' Eve party to celebrate the premiere of Curse of the Mummy. Your evening will begin with a supper with the stars of the film, Maximilian Martel and Violet DeWinter. Then you will be escorted directly into SLEEP NO MORE, which will be followed by a premiere party where you will have exclusive access to Maximilian's tent. Complimentary spirits will be served throughout the entire evening.

All guests must be at least 21 to enter.
The dress code will be strictly enforced. Guests are encouraged to come dressed as harem girls, nomads, serpent charmers, sword swallowers, pharaohs, mummies, traders, treasure hunters, archaeologists, and the bizarre of the bazaar.

Your stay at The McKittrick Hotel will involve walking. Guests are advised to wear sensible shoes. If you require assistance, please speak to the Door Man upon arrival. Guests enter the McKittrick Hotel entirely at their own risk. 

The McKittrick Hotel
530 West 27th Street (Manhattan)
Parties or 7 or larger must contact the reservations desk directly to book by calling 212-904-1883.
Event page and tickets


NOSFERATU
Inspired by Bram Stoker’s Dracula
TR Warszawa and Teatr Narodowy
Written and directed by Grzegorz Jarzyna

Terrifying, yet seductive. Blood-thirsty harbingers of death who extend a twisted promise of immortality. The vampire figure has long been defined by Bram Stoker’s classic interpretation, Dracula. In Nosferatu, Poland’s TR Warszawa and Teatr Narodowy dig beneath that veneer to deliver a deeply hypnotic, visually sumptuous new take on the vampire legend. Set to an unnerving score by downtown fixture John Zorn, director Grzegorz Jarzyna’s production suspends us in a liquid-green world of shadowy set pieces, brimming with eroticism, while returning to the legend’s deep reflections on fear and the human need for transgression.
Peter Jay Sharp Building
30 Lafayette Avenue (Brooklyn)
7:30  PM


Morricone Youth: Alfred Hitchcock’s The Lodger
Directed by Alfred Hitchcock | 1926
With Ivor Novello, Malcolm Keen, Miss June, Arthur Chesney, Marie Ault
Dedicated to performing old film and television soundtracks, septet Morricone Youth provides spooky musical accompaniment to this special Halloween screening of what the Master of Suspense himself dubbed "the first true Hitchcock movie." A postmodern homage to great movie composer Bernard Herrmann, Morricone Youth's original score draws on a wide range of influences, including waltzes, Eastern European folk, rock, and go-go music.
Back by popular demand after a sold-out screening in June's The Hitchcock 9, The Lodger—lovingly restored by the British Film Institute—stars matinee idol Ivor Novello cast against type as a marvelously creepy Jack the Ripper-type serial killer who stalks the fog-shrouded London alleyways for his (yup, you guessed it) blonde victims. Filmed with an appropriately expressionist eye, The Lodger boasts a particularly inventive scene that has Hitch shooting the killer’s nervously paced footsteps through a plate-glass floor.
This screening features musical accompaniment by New York City septet Morricone Youth.
BAM Rose Cinemas
Peter Jay Sharp Building
30 Lafayette Avenue (Brooklyn)RUN TIME: 90min
RATED: NR
FORMAT: DCP
GENERAL ADMISSION: $15
BAM CINEMA CLUB MEMBERS: $10 (Movie Moguls free)
7:30 pm

*** A Special Halloween Happy Hour ***
at 8:30pm
Fisher Lower Lobby
BAM Fisher
321 Ashland Pl (Brooklyn)


FREE with Oct 31 ticket to Dark Theater, The Lodger, or Nosferatu. First come, first served.
Website
718.636.4100
Box office hours:
Summer Hours (Jul 1—Sep 2): Mon—Thu noon—6pm, Fri noon—2pm; closed weekends & holidays
Regular Hours (beginning Sep 3): Mon—Sat noon—6pm

GHOSTLIGHT 3: THE HAUNTED EAST VILLAGE

A Halloween theatrical and costume party benefitting the Howl Emergency Life Project, the East Village wing of The Actors Fund. Starring East Village icon Joey Arias, Scream Queens Dueling Bankheads, a butoh Klaus Nomi apparition by Vangeline Theater, songstress Amber Martin, Blacklips star Poison Eve with Neue puppeteers Shredding Wench Factory, EV thesbian Heather Litteer, High Gothic dance ensemble The Rachel Klein Theater, Bowery burlesquer Kat Mon Dieu and the thoroughly frightening Misstress Formika. Ghostlight producers Chi Chi Valenti and Editrix Abby are the Mistresses of Ceremonies and legendary DJ Johnny Dynell is the evening's maestro. Suggested dress: Haunted Theatrical Glamour (all eras) or Creative Costuming. Event page
The Gene Frankel Theatre
24 Bond St (Manhattan) 
9 pm - 1:30 am
$15 adv until 10.24 /$20 after

Endless Night : New York Vampire Ball 2013 Halloween Special Edition
Thursday, October 31, 2013 
10:00 PM - 4:00 AM 

Bloodsuckers, steampunkers, pagans, goths and other creatures of the night are invited to the 19th annual endless night vampire ball. club octagon, $16.66











Hometown Halloween
Silent Movie with Live Organ Accompaniment: The 1920 silent film Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde will be shown inside the church, accompanied by a haunting organ improvisation played by Dr. Robert Ridgell. Enter to win a year's supply of movie tickets.
Free and open to the public. Trick or treating is intended for families with young children. 
Website
Trinity Church
Broadway and Wall Street (Manhattan)
6:30pm-8pm
More events

Scary Movies 7
This year’s edition of Scary Movies features more brand-new offerings and guest appearances than ever before, including nine U.S. or NY premieres: All Cheerleaders Die(high-school horror resurrected!), Eli Roth’s Cannibal Holocaust homage, The Green Inferno (with Roth in person!), Across the River (minimalist approach = maximum fear), creepy psycho-thriller Proxy, and creepy psycho-comedy Cheap Thrills, Patrick (proof that remakes can be frightfully good!), European vacation from hellAfflicted (with writer-director-stars Clif Prowse & Derek Lee in person!), and mind-warped puzzler Open Grave.
Plus, a handful of gems from the 1970s and 80s that demonstrate there’s nothing scarier than being stuck in the boonies: the action of Curtains, Death Weekend, Let’s Scare Jessica to Death, Rituals, and Twins of Evil unfolds in countryside locations where no one can hear you scream—except for the assorted menaces who lurk there.
Finally, we are thrilled to be presenting the New York premiere of the Cabal Cut of Clive Barker’s fantasticNightbreed, the Italian zombie classic Cemetery Man, and the bizarro French gorefest Baby Blood—three unsung masterpieces from the 1990s, the first in the form the director originally intended. Series programmed by Laura Kern and Gavin Smith.


Film Society of Lincoln Center
Elinor Bunin Munroe Film Center at 144 W. 65th St. and 
The Walter Reade Theater at 165 W. 65th St.
ADMISSION
$13 General Public
$9 Student & Senior
$8 Member
See three or more films and save with our Discount Package!


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Creepshow at the Freakshow: Coney Island Criminals

Dick Zigun's 2013 Creepshow
It is the "true story" of teenage Al Capone getting his famous scars while working as Bartender/Bouncer at Coney Island's The Harvard Inn, a saloon owned by Brooklyn gangster, Frankie Yale. Not only was The Harvard Inn Capone's first job, it was also Jimmy Durante's first job playing piano and Clara Bow's first job waitressing. This Creepshow Play is interactive entertainment - the audience gets involved - the front seats are splattered with "blood", an audience member might get hit in the face with spaghetti, might get made into the mob, or might end up shot and killed. See it all in living Splash-A-Rama. Oct 11-13 say the phrase "Al Capone Sent Me" OR present a "card" from Eldorado Bumper Cars at the box office and save $3 per ticket. 
Fri-Sun thru 10/27, plus 10/28 - 10/31
Shooting Gallery, Arts Annex
1214 Surf Avenue (Brooklyn) 
Various Times
$15

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ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
Vampire Cowboys 
in association with Incubator Arts Project
presents
ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
by Qui Nguyen
directed by Robert Ross Parker
For VC's 12th Season, "NYC's Best Army of Geeks" brings back its critically acclaimed show, ALICE IN SLASHERLAND, to NYC! Now featuring an updated script, new fights, new special FX, and introducing VC's own Robert Ross Parker in the role of Edgar the Demonic Bear! This Halloween, come party with the Geeks and see the show TIMEOUT NEW YORK praised as  "Easily the most fun you'll have Off-Off Broadway!" When Lewis Park accidentally resurrects the soul of a brutally slain girl named Alice, he unwittingly unleashes a literal hell on Earth. Now it's up to Lewis and his newly undead girlfriend along with her trash-talking demonic teddy bear and his longtime crush Margaret to save the world!
INCUBATOR ARTS PROJECT
at St. Mark's Church
131 East 10th Street, 2nd Floor (Manhattan)
8 PM
Website

Dracula

RadioTheatre's original, live, audio-theatre adaptation by Orson Welles and Dan Bianchi of Bram Stoker's classic. In 2009 it ran three months Off Broadway and was nominated for two New York Innovative Theatre Awards for Best Performance Group and Best Sound Design. 
Showing through 11/10
The Kraine Theater
85 East 4th St (Manhattan)
3pm, $25/$15 students
Website


- FRIDAY -

- NOVEMBER, 2013 -

(No no, baby. Halloween continues until the weekend after Halloween. Make sense? I thought so.)

Personal Space Theatrics Presents
2013 ZOMBIE PROM 
The Hollows, Lily and the Parlour Tricks, Leslie DiNicola
Attention gore and music lovers: the Zombie Prom is back for the fifth year in a row! Bigger, Better and BROOKLYN – Join us at our NEW VENUE, Brooklyn Bowl, in the heart of Williamsburg. This year, we’ll be stomping our rotting feet and clapping our decrepit hands to a lineup truly worthy of this great venue. Playing are The Hollows; Lily & the Parlour Tricks; and Leslie DiNicola. There’ll be prom photos, raffles, plus best zombie costumes get crowned Prom King & Queen. Note: Bizarre zombie costumes encouraged (last year’s favorites included Sid and Nancy Zombies).
Proceeds support PERSONAL SPACE THEATRICS. Personal Space Theatrics, Inc. is a local non-profit theater company dedicated to serving a curious and passionate audience by removing the barrier between performer and audience.
BROOKLYN BOWL
61 Wythe Avenue (Brooklyn)

DOORS: 6:00 PM / SHOW: 8:30 PM
$10.00
Event page

NOSFERATU
Inspired by Bram Stoker’s Dracula
TR Warszawa and Teatr Narodowy
Written and directed by Grzegorz Jarzyna

Terrifying, yet seductive. Blood-thirsty harbingers of death who extend a twisted promise of immortality. The vampire figure has long been defined by Bram Stoker’s classic interpretation, Dracula. In Nosferatu, Poland’s TR Warszawa and Teatr Narodowy dig beneath that veneer to deliver a deeply hypnotic, visually sumptuous new take on the vampire legend. Set to an unnerving score by downtown fixture John Zorn, director Grzegorz Jarzyna’s production suspends us in a liquid-green world of shadowy set pieces, brimming with eroticism, while returning to the legend’s deep reflections on fear and the human need for transgression.
Peter Jay Sharp Building
30 Lafayette Avenue (Brooklyn)
7:30  PM



(via The Skint)
ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
Vampire Cowboys 
in association with Incubator Arts Project
presents
ALICE IN SLASHERLAND
by Qui Nguyen
directed by Robert Ross Parker
For VC's 12th Season, "NYC's Best Army of Geeks" brings back its critically acclaimed show, ALICE IN SLASHERLAND, to NYC! Now featuring an updated script, new fights, new special FX, and introducing VC's own Robert Ross Parker in the role of Edgar the Demonic Bear! This Halloween, come party with the Geeks and see the show TIMEOUT NEW YORK praised as  "Easily the most fun you'll have Off-Off Broadway!" When Lewis Park accidentally resurrects the soul of a brutally slain girl named Alice, he unwittingly unleashes a literal hell on Earth. Now it's up to Lewis and his newly undead girlfriend along with her trash-talking demonic teddy bear and his longtime crush Margaret to save the world!
INCUBATOR ARTS PROJECT
at St. Mark's Church
131 East 10th Street, 2nd Floor (Manhattan)
8 PM

Scary Movies 7
This year’s edition of Scary Movies features more brand-new offerings and guest appearances than ever before, including nine U.S. or NY premieres: All Cheerleaders Die(high-school horror resurrected!), Eli Roth’s Cannibal Holocaust homage, The Green Inferno (with Roth in person!), Across the River (minimalist approach = maximum fear), creepy psycho-thriller Proxy, and creepy psycho-comedy Cheap Thrills, Patrick (proof that remakes can be frightfully good!), European vacation from hellAfflicted (with writer-director-stars Clif Prowse & Derek Lee in person!), and mind-warped puzzler Open Grave.
Plus, a handful of gems from the 1970s and 80s that demonstrate there’s nothing scarier than being stuck in the boonies: the action of Curtains, Death Weekend, Let’s Scare Jessica to Death, Rituals, and Twins of Evil unfolds in countryside locations where no one can hear you scream—except for the assorted menaces who lurk there.
Finally, we are thrilled to be presenting the New York premiere of the Cabal Cut of Clive Barker’s fantasticNightbreed, the Italian zombie classic Cemetery Man, and the bizarro French gorefest Baby Blood—three unsung masterpieces from the 1990s, the first in the form the director originally intended. Series programmed by Laura Kern and Gavin Smith.


Film Society of Lincoln Center
Elinor Bunin Munroe Film Center at 144 W. 65th St. and 
The Walter Reade Theater at 165 W. 65th St.
ADMISSION
$13 General Public
$9 Student & Senior
$8 Member
See three or more films and save with our Discount Package!

Dracula
RadioTheatre's original, live, audio-theatre adaptation by Orson Welles and Dan Bianchi of Bram Stoker's classic. In 2009 it ran three months Off Broadway and was nominated for two New York Innovative Theatre Awards for Best Performance Group and Best Sound Design. 
Showing through 11/10
The Kraine Theater
85 East 4th St (Manhattan)
3pm, $25/$15 students



To Be Continued...???

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriousy though, I'm probably going to find some more activities to post here soon, so keep an eye out.
No, baby. Not literally. Put your eye back in your face.